What Does Wizard of Ads Do?

What Does Wizard of Ads Do?

August 22, 20252 min read

Q: What does Wizard of Ads do?

A: Wizard of Ads, Inc. uses radio, television, and billboards to make your name the one that customers think of first, and feel the best about, when they need what you sell.

Conversion rate, average sale, and profit margin will increase as a result of the tangible bond that Wizard of Ads, Inc. will create between you and your customers.

They work for a flat salary. Once a year, that salary will be adjusted by the same percentage that your top line has grown during the previous 12 months.

Their ability to create a bond between you and your customers is why the Wizard of Ads partners are the most highly paid ad writers and media negotiators in the world. This financial success is due to the fact that they are paid according to the difference they make in the top lines of their clients' businesses.

When advertising professionals are willing to be paid according to the difference they make, you can be sure that they are confident in their ability to grow your company.

It all comes down to ad writing and media negotiation.

The copyrighted ads written by Wizard of Ads, Inc. have been illegally transcribed and reproduced used so many times that a legal precedent has been established in federal court that values each script at $150,000.

Wizard of Ads, Inc. has been the marketing engine behind some of the largest exits in the history of home services. Their largest client is rapidly approaching $1,000,000,000 a year in gross revenues.

The have also been the marketing engine behind many of the most successful jewelry stores – and law firms – in America.

Q: What do home service companies, jewelry stores, and law firms have in common?

A: (1.) a long purchase cycle, (2.) a high average ticket, (3.) the fact that a large percentage of the public will need what they sell "someday," (4.) but it is impossible to know in advance when that day will arrive. (5.) When you are in this kind of business, the key to success is to become the name that people think of first, and feel the best about, when they finally need what you sell.

So now you know.

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